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Laughter reduces stress and helps maintain good health. That’s why staying happy is essential. However, in today’s busy life, we rarely find moments to laugh wholeheartedly. To bring some joy to your day, we’ve gathered these funny jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud.

A husband, frustrated while  getting ready for the office, hurriedly tied his tie and grumbled to his wife—
Husband: I wonder whose face I saw first thing in the morning! It’s almost 10:30, and I still haven’t had breakfast!
Wife: Just move the big mirror from the wall at the foot of our bed. Otherwise, you’ll keep complaining about the same thing every day!

A patient visits a doctor’s chamber, explains his problem, and then the doctor asks—
Doctor: If my medicine cures you, what reward will you give me?
Patient: Sir, I am a very poor man.
Doctor: No problem, just give me whatever you can afford.
Patient: Sir, I dig graves. I’ll dig yours for free!


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